Ahh google:

http://spreadingromney.com/

romney (rom-ney) v.
1. To defecate in terror.

See also: santorum

is number 3 in the search rankings.  Dang those silly kids!  Poor Mitt is getting the same treatment as Santorum (http://spreadingsantorum.com/) by the godless search algorithms.  So why that definition?  Remember when Mitt Romney made is dog ride in a box strapped to the top of his car for 12 hours?  And it crapped itself ? 

During the trip, the Boston Globe reported, Romney’s oldest son, Tagg, looked around through the rear window and yelled, “Dad — gross!” A brown liquid was dripping down the back window — diarrhea from an animal that just might have been caused by the stress of being inside a cage for 12 hours on top of a car going 60 mph.

And what did Romney do, even after knowing of the dog's diarrhea? Did he realize that perhaps Seamus should be shown some mercy, cleaned up and allowed in the car, to sleep on someone’s lap?

No.

Here’s how the Globe described what Romney then did:

“As the rest of the boys joined in the howls of disgust, Romney coolly pulled off the highway and into a service station. There he borrowed a hose, washed down Seamus and the car, then hopped back onto the highway. It was a tiny preview of a trait he would grow famous for in business: emotion-free crisis management.”

Pretty funny -- especially since posting this also increases the search ranking for that term har har har.  Ain't the internets wonderful?